misplate

To order the wrong dish in a dining establishment. To make poor menu choices, especially in a very "foodie" restaurant.

We went to Jean Georges, but we misplated and ended up disappointed. Next time, we'll see what The N.Y. Times recommends on the menu and stick with that.

misplate by Jennifer Lynn Scott September 21, 2009

misplacedintime 

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misplacedintime by Cheese man 96 June 30, 2021

Misplaced Pensioner 

A game for multiple people where one person takes a confused OAP and leaves them somewhere random. It's up to the others to find the Pensioner before they starve to death.

Steve: How's your grandad?
Dave: Didn't you hear? We were playing Misplaced Pensioner and just didn't get to him in time

Misplaced Pensioner by IDrinkAndKnowThings June 21, 2023

Misplacism 

The act of making a misplaced racist remark or slur toward another person thinking they are of a different nationality or race than they actually are.

Joe: "You're pretty good at math Jane, but I guess that comes with the territory of being Asian."

Jane: "I'm Puerto Rican Joe. What you said reeks of misplacism."

Misplacism by 23rdhour October 15, 2014

misplaced hand 

A misplaced hand occurs when someone tries to feel up another person and that person then has to move the hand away (usually to the hip or worst case off the person all together). Most people will get the hint that the area is off limits however sometimes the misplaced hand is misonstrued as playing "hard to get" leading to further embaressment.

After an enjoyable makeout session, maria had to put billys misplaced hand in check. It was only the 2nd date and he had to do some more wining and dining before he could move to 2nd base.

misplaced hand by inspectah gadget April 20, 2010

misplaced 

a euphemism used to hide the truth and avoid responsibility

Blumenthal didn't repeatedly lie about serving in Vietnam, -it's just a matter of "a few misplaced words."

Paul's belief in not one, that if acted upon, would deny basic civil rights to every American, -it's just that "his philosophy is misplaced in these times."

It's not the destruction of the earth's fragile ecosystem by millions of gallons spewing petrochemicals, -it's just a misplaced natural resource.

"I did not have sex with that woman," -it was just a misplaced penis.

misplaced by apluck May 24, 2010

misplaced affection

instead of hugging or kissing someone goodbye- you give them a stern punch to the chest. Also may include a arm bite while spooning

Kimmie was saying goodbye to Daniel, and instead of hugging him goodbye she punched him in the chest... smiled and walked away- clear sign of misplaced affection

misplaced affection by notyobish January 15, 2012