Millenial Humour
Millenial Humour by Red_Meem June 19, 2019
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Millenial Bail Bond
"You still down for yoga tonight?"
"Nah, sorry, I gotta bail."
"Awesome, I was gonna bail too! I'm glad we have such a strong millenial bail bond."
"Nah, sorry, I gotta bail."
"Awesome, I was gonna bail too! I'm glad we have such a strong millenial bail bond."
Millenial Bail Bond by paulbholt February 6, 2019
millenial whoop
1. The sequence of notes that alternates between the fifth and third notes of a major scale that is used as the musical hook of pop songs of the era between the mid-2000's to 2010's.
2. A major ingredient of what makes current pop music sound uniformly like shit.
3. An indicator that shows that millenials lack the ability to appreciate fine art and are either too stupid or too lazy to create something original.
2. A major ingredient of what makes current pop music sound uniformly like shit.
3. An indicator that shows that millenials lack the ability to appreciate fine art and are either too stupid or too lazy to create something original.
Oh no, not another shit song on the radio again with that stupid millenial whoop "wa-oh...wa-oh" sound.
millenial whoop by JamSlams October 21, 2017
millenial glow
The shine that reflects off the face of a millennial as they type away on their smartphone in the dark prior to falling asleep.
“It is quite common to see the millenial glow on college campus after midnight on a weekend.”
“The millenial glow is a major symptom of insomnia in people born after 1990”
“As the night came a close Mom and Dad turned off the lights, only to see millennial glows”
“The millenial glow is a major symptom of insomnia in people born after 1990”
“As the night came a close Mom and Dad turned off the lights, only to see millennial glows”
millenial glow by Noodle of Death January 27, 2019
millenial male
The product of years and years of social conditioning on behalf of the gay elite and the Illuminati. A failure by any measure. Addicted to substances and woefully inadequate in mind, the millennial generation has been
brainwashed by political, social, and economic propaganda straight from the womb. A sissyboy who cannot for the life of him be bothered to treat women with basic dignity and respect but instead foregoes any meaningful relationships with them in favor of porn.
brainwashed by political, social, and economic propaganda straight from the womb. A sissyboy who cannot for the life of him be bothered to treat women with basic dignity and respect but instead foregoes any meaningful relationships with them in favor of porn.
millenial male by Don'tbother November 20, 2017
millenial handshake
When two or more individuals are too occupuied by their mobile devices that they run into each other and continue on without so much as a word.
millenial handshake by Gstergg July 13, 2017
Millenial snap
Similar to a snap or chop. Smoking a personal bowl of weed out of a bong but instead of tobacco, a fat cloud is ripped from the Juul.
Dude: Hey bro, you got any cigs? I’m trying to rip a chop.
Bro: Nah dude. We just ran out of American spirits. You can bum my juul and rip a millenial snap though.
Bro: Nah dude. We just ran out of American spirits. You can bum my juul and rip a millenial snap though.
Millenial snap by Chopchopper November 25, 2018