meyer 

most of the time, a blonde girl with sparkling blue eyes, a lovable person with a haunting past. she/he love their friends/family to infinity and beyond. they will sit with you when you’re sad, just so that in top of what you’re upset about, you don’t feel alone. they can make you laugh till you cry, but they have fully mastered the death glare by the time they’re 6 y’o. they can and will be one of your best friends till the end, always having your back, and willing to talk about the scary things in life, strong willed and stubborn. graceful, and beautiful, inside and out! they will love you to the end of the line.

i’m so lucky to have a meyer by my side!

meyer by anonymous March 6, 2021

meyer 

meyer is a person with a small wiener and plays girls like it is toys

damn he is a meyer!!

meyer by balls420blze November 22, 2021

Meyer-pire 

n.
Fangless, sparkling, Abacrombie and Fitch blood suckers featured in the Twilight series.

Edward Cullen is a glittery fairy Meyer-pire.

Meyer-pire by Ms. Stromboli December 16, 2008

Meyer complex 

(n.), a mental disorder that affects only women, mostly those in their teenage years. A woman with the Meyer complex feels that she is not complete without a boyfriend or husband by her side. In some cases, the disorder is so strong that the woman will not feel that she has the strength to live without a boyfriend or husband.

The Meyer complex is named after best-selling author of the Twilight series, Stephanie Meyer. In her book series, the main character (Bella) has a substantial case of what is now known as the Meyer complex.

Stephanie tried to kill herself after she broke up with her boyfriend yesterday. John found her trying to hang herself in the park and now they're going out. She's got a really bad case of the Meyer complex.

Meyer complex by Kriptini May 31, 2010

Meyer's Law 

An informal law of Internet discussions (mostly on blogs, but also extends to forums, Twitter conversations, email discussions and instant messaging debates) which states that when the topic is related to intelligent design, a commenter will inevitably mention the book "Signature in the Cell: DNA and the Evidence for Intelligent Design" by Stephen C. Meyer, which was published in 2009.

The speed at which the citation appears can be positively correlated with a high frequency of citation for books that fundamentally disagree with the core ideas in "Signature in the Cell", as well as the amount of time spent talking about the DNA code and information theory. In fact, any mention of the term "biological information" will act as a catalyst in this regard.

The identification of this law came after merciless online marketing by the Discovery Institute forced most of the world's intelligent design proponent population to purchase the book (or at least pretend to have read it).

Commenter: "I notice you have made no comment regarding the new book Signature in the Cell by Stephen Meyer. That is probably just because you haven't had the time to read it."

Meyer's Law has been applied to the discussion from which the above comment was taken.

Meyer's Law by Naon Tiotami July 6, 2010

Meyer dick 

The curvature of the penis to one side or another. It is usually accompanied by a curvature of the nose as well

Muck has got that meyer dick wheel sire

Meyer dick by Longdong24 May 6, 2015

Meyer syndrome 

The ability to practice as much as possible and still stay the same; no matter how much effort you put in you can't get better

I'm trying to get better but I suffer from Meyer syndrome

Meyer syndrome by Crackly March 22, 2021