mexi stash 

The moustache that defined a nation.

A very sparse, dark moustache found on gangly mexican adoloscents (girls & boys).

When I kissed Guadalupe goodnight, her mexi stash tickled my lip. It was love.

mexi stash by AshleyLauren November 30, 2005

mexi stash 

hair that is spotty and very dirty on a little mexican. it is also gangly and very straight.

wow look at that dirty mexi stash on Alex Marquardt

mexi stash by mexi man December 7, 2006

muistashe ride 

when a man with a mustache lays down and lets a woman sit on his face. He then uses a combination of his mustache lips and tongue to bring her pleasure.

Who wants a mustashe ride? I do I do

muistashe ride by QUEER SLAYER May 13, 2005

Mexitrash 

A person of mexican descent who is trashy, cheap, and ghetto. See entry for "white trash" but Mexicanize it all by replacing country music with ranchera music, the nascar shirt for the vaquero (cowboy) hat, and the RV for the gardner truck with all the rakes and trash cans in back.

That woman over in the welfare line...yes the one that is pregnant with the 12 kids beside her owns that gardner truck over there, and isn't even a US citizen!!!!!!!

Mexitrash by Mike Lerma September 3, 2004

Mexistan 

Mexistan don't like to get into gang fights,
He likes flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too

See that fly vato over there? He's so Mexistan.

Mexistan bought me a cerveza and a quesadilla. He's pinche chingon!!

Mexistan by Mexistan April 2, 2019

Mexistache 

A mustache on a woman that resembles a mustache on a mexican man.

Man, that is one hairy bitch, look at that mexistache

Mexistache by Pancho Villa January 22, 2004

Mexi-Stash 

That handlebar mustache that you see 4 out of 5 mexican's having.

oooh look -- Mexi-Stash!

Mexi-Stash by fuckhead joe July 7, 2007