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Melyssa Ford 

One of the finest carmel brown supermodels to ever come from North of the American border. I'd be her lawful wedded husband if she'd have me. Jessica Rabbit is her nickname, but Viagra with legs is more like it. She has appeared in almost every major hip-hop video in the last two years., including Usher's "Yeah!". If I were to die today, I'd like to be reincarnated as one of her favorite pairs of undies, or just a new molecule of her body.

Melyssa Ford is the true definition of a beatiful women inside out.

Melyssa for will be my wife one day if she'll have me
Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way!

DDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Melyssa Ford by Mr. Dwayne October 23, 2004
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Dirty Melyssa 

When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem
Holy shit dude me and this bitch tried the dirty melyssa last night
Dirty Melyssa by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

Dirty Melyssa 

When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem
Holy shit dude me and this bitch tried the dirty melyssa last night
Dirty Melyssa by deadpoollover4 April 20, 2020

MelissaMarie 

My wife is very MelissaMarie
MelissaMarie by opops September 25, 2011
Melissa is a loyal friend who is someone you can talk to about anything. Melissa also likes to keep her emotions to herself because she doesn't want others to worry about her . She will care for you through thick and thin so don't hurt her. Melissa is also a loyal girlfriend . She loves adventures and people being themselves. She can care for people really quickly but she gets hurt if they just push her away . You will be lucky to have a Melissa.
Person 1 - do you know a good person to talk to about your problems

Person 2- yeah go talk to Melissa she will help you
Melissa by That happy girl December 17, 2017

melissa benoist

An adorable and dorky actress and singer. She stared as Marley Rose on Glee, and Kara Danvers on Supergirl. She grew up in Colorado and went to college in New York.
Melissa Benoist is so talented at acting and singing
Melissa is a girl that is powerful, she is a natural born leader. She is a lovely person to be around. Melissa gives the best hugs to cheer you up even though you don't think you need it. A melissa is a beautiful girl that makes people stop and stare. She has a wonderful smile that could light up a room, everyone wants to be a Melissa or be with a Melissa. She is talented, she is a big star that will always shine. Melissa is helpful and has a heart that always wants to give. A Melissa is a really good person that will keep on giving and giving until there's nothing more to give. Melissa is a down to earth lovely girl that will do anything to make her dreams come true
My friend Melissa is beautiful but every one wants to date her.
Melissa by Pink💜🐳🦄 April 1, 2017