social media suicide 

1. When you delete all your social media accounts.

2. Doing/posting something so cringey online that you basically kill off your internet self.

Person #1: "Omg you won't believe what Becky did last night!! That hoe unfriended me on fb and deleted her insta"
Person #2: "No wayy, did she just commit social media suicide??"
Person #1: "She totes did"
Person #2: "RIPPPP"

social media suicide by suedanem November 21, 2017

Social Media Stalker 

A new twist on those who obsessively follow someone who is not interested in a relationship. Wherever the victim goes and whatever the victim does in the world of social media, the Social Media Stalker is there.

Jadine: He comments on every Facebook status update, photo, and post. And now he's on Twitter, obsessively responding to my every Tweet. I know he'll find me on MySpace any day now. HELLO: I am NOT interested, dude.

Serena: Sounds like you've got more than just a facebook stalker. Sounds like a full-out Social Media Stalker.

Social Media Stalker by SocialMediaFox May 9, 2009

meli santa 

Meli Santa is a girl with magnanimous eyes, a baby face and an ultra thick body

she has very great intelligence & rare natural ability She Never accepts criticism from others.

Many men dislike her catty personality

She’ll guide you through all the levels of erotic pleasure until she’s done with you

She’ll never be grateful to you no matter how much you sacrifice for her.

She is simply a living example of female supremacy

When she enters your life, she’ll decide your fate

If you wanna win meli santa you just need to admire every detail in her entire self

You don't matter. Nothing matters...except for MEli santa

meli santa by Senior maddie September 28, 2022

media slut 

Similar to a media whore, except desperate enough to seek attention even when there's no chance of monetary gain. (At least a whore gets paid.)

"That PR agent is such a media slut that she'll show up at other people's press conferences just hoping for a chance to make a statement."

media slut by Clarity70 July 24, 2006

media scrum 

A horde of photographers and/or journalists that gather to snap that first shot, or ask that first question , at a scene of media excitement, usually involving a famous person mired in controversy, or even just joe public thrown into the spotlight for a similar outrage or scandal.

'The parents were greeted by a media scrum, as they arrived at the police station for questioning over the disappearance of their daughter.'

media scrum by Nick1401 September 15, 2007

Social Media Stalker 

A virtual contact, friend, colleague or passive connection that join all your social networks (Facebook, Myspace, Pinterest, LinkedIn, Digg, Stumbleupon and Google+) and comments, likes, plus one or shares all your posts regardless of rhyme or reason.

These individuals are every where you turn and tend to be individuals you have never met before. They formulate opinions based on everything in your life. They begin to live vicariously through you.

Be careful

My social media stalker has commented on my last ten Google + posts and the last 15 posts on Facebook.

Social Media Stalker by recruiterpoet September 6, 2012

Social Media Sabotage 

The publication of uneditable, unsubstantiated mis-information by highly irresponsible social media influencers and chaos-fueled alternative media outlets.

Hey, I just read a blog that said the whole city of Miami has been over-run by COVID-19 ZOMBIE CORPSES. I sent it to all of my Farcebook, Instacrap and Snatchchat friends...
There should be severe penalties for Social Media Sabotage that further threaten the security of our friends, family and nation. With any luck one of those zombies will chew off your texting-fingers...stupid ass wipe.

Social Media Sabotage by YAWA March 22, 2020