Menked 

When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"

Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?

Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...

Menked by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018

Merked 

To be straight killed

Oh shit that motherfucker just got merked

Merked by Niggaturtle69 August 9, 2019

Meeke Meeke 

“Meeke Meeke” means whatever you want it to mean in that moment in time. Is usually said in a high pitch voice.

John: your mom does not love you

Billy : Meeke Meeke

Meeke Meeke by Dougelo April 15, 2021

Meefed it 

Originates from the word Meefs, which originated from the imaginary friend of a Ballajura crack head- Me frank.
Describes the out come of hard core crystal meth abuse which leads to a non stable sort of charactistics, also has attributes of trying to fine people large amounts of money.

Oi man have you heard about the guy down the road, he went on a four meth bender and fully meefed it ran down the street naked and then stabbed his dog.
Yeah I heard about that bro that cunt meefed it hard man.
What a mad meefer bro!

Meefed it by Stinkdog88 August 18, 2016

meekend

A weekend devoted completely to me time. Intentionally staying in and chilling out, as opposed to going out with people.

Emily: Hey, wanna go see a movie on Saturday?
Jessica: Nah, I'm having a meekend. Maybe next week.

meekend by theamazingemz September 20, 2009

merkedttv 

A sweaty valorant player who hasn't seen the sun in 3 years and wants to hug Noke.

merkedttv is good at val

merkedttv by storm4ultimates March 6, 2022