masturbating jungler 

n. a term used for a jungler who does not contest objectives and rarely ganks lanes. If he decides to gank a lane, he ints like there is no tomorrow.

Support: Why is our jungler not contesting dragons?! What a masturbating jungler!

masturbating jungler by bananas107 May 16, 2023

Mastervaping 

The act of masterbating while vaping. Expert Mastervapers will ejaculate through Os.

Justin enjoys expert Mastervaping

Mastervaping by JoGael Piel August 20, 2016

Masturbating

Is what I’m doing now ;)

I’m still masturbating bitchez

Masturbating by It’s true bitches October 28, 2018

masterblazing 

Masturbating while smoking weed.

Dude, my mom caught me masterblazing again.

masterblazing by Curtis Grander October 15, 2013

Mysterbating 

The act of overusing or abusing the social network of any kind

Person #1: Dude i sent you like 50 messages.
Person #2: Dude you are too in touch with this. Stop mysterbating.

Mysterbating by Georgio Lopezio June 17, 2010

misterbating 

Masturbating to the thought of an older male that you refer to as "Mister"

She got caught misterbating about her professor during class

misterbating by raujero December 7, 2016

illegitimate masturbating 

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire

i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating

illegitimate masturbating by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009