massive shit 

a shit that is massive

"Damn son i just took a massive shit!"

massive shit by zolton4126 September 15, 2007

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers.

boobs i think probably

Tw(blackness):i got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school except she's got huge boobs. i mean some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. what happens next?! transfer student shows up with even bigger bonkhonagahoogs. humongous hungolomghononoloughongous
disclaimer: i did not make this

some serious honkers. a real set of badonkers. packin some dobonhonkeros. massive doboonkabhankoloos. big ol' tonhongerekoogers. by u/yanzin_fan_of_altair February 11, 2020

Massive Maud 

A specialized version of the STC (Slovakian Traffic Cone) where two handles of grey goose vodka and any amount of marijuana and/or heroin are added to the mixture of piss, shit, blood, boogers, cum, ear wax, and other stuff inside the cone.

So you’ve done an STC, but have you done Massive Maud?

Massive Maud by dicktobert March 6, 2023

The Massive 

From Invader ZIM. The Massive truly lives up to its name with its gargantuan size. It is the Tallest's personal ship. Designed by Vortian engineers for Tallest Miyuki, The Massive is a bludgeon class vehicle that is the heart of the Irken Armada. The fuel pods contain Almighty Tallest Red and Almighty Tallest Purple's snack supplies. Captain Lard Nar lent a hand in the initial designs of the ship, while the Vortian who became Prisoner 777 finalized it.

Dib dreamt of ripping open The Massive and spilling its snacks into space.

The Massive by Scary Monkey May 23, 2004

massive cumshot 

An ejaculation of semen that is abnormally large in volume, distance or the number of spurts.

Dude, I so gave Michelle a massive cumshot last night. It would've been at least a shot glass full, six feet in length and twelve spurts.

massive cumshot by de-pube July 18, 2021

massive shit 

A shit found in a public men's room that is so massive it spans the entire width of the toilet bowl and cannot be flushed unless broken into pieces with a shit stick

Oh my God! This massive shit was in the toilet. There was no way to flush it unless I smashed it with a shit stick!

massive shit by phreakphace June 18, 2018

Taking a massive 

A phrase used to describe an extreme dump

Where were you?

Sorry my g I was taking a massive

Taking a massive by Pasta thief Jenkins March 12, 2019