It begins when one of your buddies passes out, you start by tea bagging them followed by shaving your pubes over his or her forhead, leaving a nice unibrow.
Larry passed out on the couch so I pulled a manscape makeover and left him a sweet brow.
The Manscape Mandate is a natural law that states that no man should have the good fortune of getting laid if he has shaved his pubes in the last 24 hours.
Damn, I forgot about the Manscape Mandate, I might as well not even go out now.