Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! 

Originator of the Word: The Heretic Assassin

Meaning: A Dirty South New Orleans hood version of "Make Like a Banana and Split!" or "Make like a Tree and Leave" when somebody annoys you and you want them to part from your presence or when you are about to leave from someone's presence

Man when I realized that this dumb ass dude wasn't gonna conceive what I tried to teach him, i simple told the nigga to Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! And he departed from me.

Make Like Michael Jordan and Fade Away! by The Saint from The 4 March 7, 2011

Make like a tree 

Its means leave, like leaf (its a bad pun)

Let's make like a tree and get the fuck outta here

Make like a tree by Aussie and stoner slang April 21, 2019

Make Like A Tree And Get Out Of Here 

The incorrect use of the metaphor “Make like a tree and leave”

Biff: Now why don’t you make like a tree and get out of here?

Old Biff: *slaps Biff* It’s “Leave” you idiot. “Make like a tree and leave”. You sound like a damn fool when you say it wrong.

Make Like A Tree And Get Out Of Here by KnightofNerdom June 9, 2018

make like a tree and leave 

To go, to leave. Used derogatively.

A pun on leaving, the process of shedding leaves that occurs in deciduous trees.

"Make like a tree and leave," the man shouted, pointing out the door.

make like a tree and leave by knightshade May 16, 2006

make like a banana 

To quickly disappear; associated and related to the word split

evanesce | split | Disappear

Somebody's coming! We better make like a banana.

make like a banana by Colonel_Cheesemonkey October 5, 2006

make like a tree and get out of here 

Incorrect (or deliberately incorrect) variant of make like a [tree and leave].

Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
(puzzled reaction)
You, know, LEAVE?

make like a tree and get out of here by James Lampert May 4, 2007

Make Like A Fetus And Head Out 

time for me to leave; see ya later; I'll catch ya on the rebound!

Well, it's already 2 a.m. I think I'm gonna make like a fetus and head out! See you later.

Make Like A Fetus And Head Out by weave March 24, 2003