Key-Lock

Key-lock a word used amongst elementary students when on the bus and a “Cool car” pass by and they want to “Claim” it as their own. The first prepubescent boy to claim key-lock upon a car now has the respect of all the other students as if it was his car.

Jason: “Did you all see that red Monte Carlo key-lock”
Other kids: “Bro you’re so cool”

Key-Lock by YassOMG November 20, 2018

Master Key Shitty Lock 

A man is the master key ie his penis the woman is the lock ie her vagina.

Jan: Why is a man sleeping around is ok while a woman doing the same thing is a slut?

Bill: Master Key Shitty Lock.

Jan: what does that mean?

Bill: A Master Key Penis can open many Different locks, a Shitty Lock Vagina will open with many different keys

Jan: That's sexist.

Bill: No it is the truth.

Master Key Shitty Lock by McOwnage August 14, 2016

snap the key off in the lock 

when you are having a poo and you "snap the key off in the lock" it breakes off so you loose all your ground and suddenly gravity has no affect on your poo resulting in working harder

Gwen: how was your poo dear?
James: yes dear quite Satisfying up untill
i snaped the key off in the lock!

snap the key off in the lock by Brett Nielsen May 16, 2005

The Key Fits The Lock 

A saying used about small-penised paedophiles

The key - small penis
The lock - the underage (and therefore illegal) vagina of a girl under 16 years of age.

A: That guy is a nonce - he has a small cock too, can't handle a proper relationship with an adult
B: In his case, the key fits the lock

The Key Fits The Lock by Adolf Trump-Farage August 29, 2018

lock someone up and throwaway the key 

to be sentenced to life in prison without the possibilty of parole

i wanna lock someone up and throwaway the key.

lock someone up and throwaway the key by buba1234 March 7, 2012

lock your keys in your car 

to unintentionally get knocked up or knock up someone else, leaving you with two courses of action: Call a professional, or use a coat hanger.

Guy 1: "So what's up with you and your fuck buddy?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, we have a problem."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you lock your keys in your car?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, out in the high school parking lot."
Guy 1: "Well at least you know your options."

lock your keys in your car by Pepper Corn October 21, 2008