Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz 

1. one who leads people on to think that he is straight by paying a hooker to "date" him, but if further research is used one can find pornographic images of her knuckle deep which is evidence that proves that she is a hooker.

2. one who was born a Siamese twin but after surgery, all that remains is an unsightly lump on the back of his neck.

3. one who has an uncanny fondness for Justin Bieber

Dude, you got lumps all over your diseased ass body, you look like a Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz.

Just cause you hang around that skank doesn't hide the fact that you like it up the rump, ur just incognito like Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz.

Call me crazy, call me Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz, call me what you will; but there is just something about Justin Bieber that makes my asshole moist.

Gayden Ziebel-Lipshitz by gaydenz September 17, 2009

Lipschitz 

Pulling a Lipschitz is the act of taking a bath in a stranger's house without them knowing about it. Most commonly performed at a party where you don't really know the hosts. This way there's probably a lot of loud music and distractions, and it will be easier to pull off. The term comes from the Rugrats character Dr. Lipschitz, who is supposed to be babysitting the kids, but instead runs himself a bath.

Also known as "pulling a Danny C."

Person 1: Hey, was that party last night any good?
Person 2: Nah, it was really lame so I tried to pull a Lipschitz. Unfortunately, the girl whose house it was heard me running the water and wasn't too happy about it.
Person 1: Ah man! You'll get it next time.

Lipschitz by Terry Yawkee March 2, 2011

Lipshit 

Lipstick or other lip crud that accumulates on a person's coffee mug, soda can, drinking straw, etc.

The lipshit on that can of Tab came from Mary's lipstick.

Lipshit by Carl Stawicki June 7, 2009

Lipschitz 

A function f(t,y) is said to satisfy a Lipschitz condition on a set D if there exists a constant L>0 such that abs(f(t,y1)-f(t,y2)) < L*abs(y1-y2) for any y1, y2

Yo, Shelby’s got this IVP to solve, so you know she’s about to go fucking Lipschitz on the D.

Lipschitz by Moishe Turweston October 26, 2019

lipshits 

Dumbfuck. Anyone who says something stupid.

Liclican sure is a lipshits while on watch.

lipshits by Hoss1835 April 30, 2006

lipshit 

cluster of dried grime on the corner of the mouth and lips; usually found on individuals who don't know how to clean their mouths or just don't clean themselves in general

a: 'hey what's that on your lip?'
b: 'its just lipshit!

lipshit by goodolpal February 24, 2011

lipshits 

name for the doof with his right arm being shorter than the left. also known as lefty.

hey lipshits nice of you to come to work today.

lipshits by Melissa Polak April 29, 2006