leprosy kink 

when you spend too long in the Darkest Dungeon fandom

Friend: What’s that on Ao3? Do you have a leprosy kink?
Me, closing my computer: You- you don’t know what you’re talking about-

leprosy kink by caitlynlc March 16, 2021

cyber leprosy

a condition you have when your friends do not return your emails, instant messages, or texts.

I have sent a dozen emails to my best friend and she won't respond. I think I have cyber leprosy.

cyber leprosy by Lady Cupcake June 15, 2009

urban leprosy

haphazard development of a city, making it clumsy and inelegant.

For lack of city planning, the city has turned out to be an urban leprosy.

urban leprosy by uttam maharjan January 2, 2012

hair leprosy 

hair leprosy is similar to regular leprosy...except that instead of your limbs and skin falling off, your hair and facial hair fall out

Kid #1: Did you get a hair cut and shave last night?

Kid #2: No man, the doctor says that I developed hair leprosy.

hair leprosy by jchardcore68 September 2, 2007

Def Leprosy 

A disease caused by overexposure to the music created by the band Def Leppard. Symptoms include bleeding eardrums, glazed over eyes, uncontrollable teeth grinding, feelings of rage, aggravation, and depression. Thoughts of suicide may occur in severe cases.

My asshole friend played the entire Hysteria album on our road trip. I feel like I'm in the later stages of Def Leprosy.

Def Leprosy by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Divorce-Leprosy 

When you lose your spouse's friends in the divorce and you lose your own friends because you are so sad and depressed that everyone avoids you like the plague.

Since her marriage ended, Jill's sadness created an onset of Divorce-Leprosy that made even the oldest of her friends avoid being around her.

Divorce-Leprosy by xlittlellama July 22, 2022

Financial Leprosy 

The state of being so poor, your poverty is considered contagious and you are shunned and unable to engage in society writ large. To be working poor or below the poverty line and unable to socialize.

Hard work is the cure for financial leprosy!

Financial Leprosy by Caligan October 6, 2022