Lasered 

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.

Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!

Lasered by Krunkmister October 19, 2007

Lagered 

Coloquial term for getting lashed in the UK, whereby lager is the beverage of choice. Often carried out by young males as part of night out.

Fancy getting get bloody lagered tonight m8?

Lagered by Mk2 August 24, 2009

latered

Used to describe the extent of drunkenness at any given state.

Dan and I drank so much last night, we were so latered.

Dude you are way to latered to drive.

latered by Bobby Steele April 1, 2007

Lazered 

The act of playing laser tag with a group of friends after dropping acid.

Only losers get slizzered, all the cool kids these days go get lazered

Lazered by Bnerdlatin January 16, 2011

layered

A mixture of intoxicants in the blood stream.

Boys, its going in all directions tonight. This girl is talking like a Turk and my feet feel like fuzzy felts...I am well and truly layered

layered by Drop September 22, 2003

Lasered Vagina 

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.

"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"

Lasered Vagina by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020

Layered

To get so owned by forces out of your control you mention mention in for the rest of your life in conversation with your buddies.

Always referring back to that fateful month in the summer of 2021 when we lost 100k collectively via a rug pull.

Yo remember when we got layered, jive lost 60k bro.

Layered by Sleepyjoebipump October 6, 2021