Lard on Sticks 

Lard on sticks is a pointless phrase that can be used in any situation and means whatever you want it to.

1. "You suck at cod."
"Yeah and you suck at lard on sticks."

2."Oh, for crying out loud, i said bacon and eggs."
"Make your own damn bacon and lard on sticks."

Lard on Sticks by Zultan009 May 18, 2010

lard on the zero turn

when you try to have a conversation with a hamster driving his zero turn lawn mower and he ignores you and just keeps driving.

"buds over there being lard on the zero turn"

lard on the zero turn by urbanshburban May 31, 2022

lardon 

An erection begotten after viewing a fat woman (or man).

Dude, I got a lardon at the Weight Watchers meeting this morning.

lardon by the real zack c August 25, 2006

Lardon 

The short stub of the penis that actually makes it outside the body when an obese man gets an erection.

Hardon? Lardon more like...

Lardon by joskarith November 15, 2004

lardon 

An erection facilitated by the arousal over a fat chick.

I know it's weird but for some reason that fat chick over there is giving me a major lardon.

lardon by Kilgor Trout December 30, 2009

Lardon 

An erection gained by being attracted to a fat girl.

Hey Ricky, check out that fat girl over there.
Yeh, she's well fit. i've got a lardon!

Lardon by Rik Grayson December 20, 2007

lardon 

An erection brought on by the presence of delicious fatty food.

Hey Cody, this double bacon chimichanga is totally giving me a lardon!

lardon by Shelby McHambone September 1, 2011