landscape escape 

I've been busy too, with my landscaping company, Landscape Escape doesnt mean i have to go and dissappear off the face of the earth! .....oh i cant stay mad at you! JOHN! JOHN!

see those dead bushes, yea, i planted those

landscape escape by michael dixon March 20, 2004

landscape mode 

(noun) - A smartphone video setting and standard by which all real life violence is captured, typically by bystanders that simply want to document the situation for their YouTube channel rather than diffuse it.

This is the opposite of picture mode.

- You see the brawl at Bath & Body Works in Scottsdale? Them womens is rowdy!!

- I was right there when it was about to jump off yo. That worker punched the customer! Haha

-So what did you do? Stop it?

- No way, I took out my phone and but it on landscape mode unlike those other amateurs.

- So they went to Bath & Body Works, and now their Back & Body hurts 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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landscape mode by $lapaho March 10, 2021

Landscape Architect 

A made-up profession so architects can charge you for extra money in a building project.

The origin of this word begins in the 19th century, invented by the American architect Frederick L. Gardener, who believes he could earn extra money when commissioned to design Central Park in New York, who then proposed to hire a team of "landscape architects" on top of the existing architect team.

Developer: We need a garden for this estate.
Architect: Nah that's the job of a landscape architect.
Developer: What's the difference?
Architect: 2 million more dollars.

Landscape Architect by womanpredator666 January 23, 2022

Windy Landscape 

A curse word from Geometry Dash.

Aw, Windy Landscape. I just got 98 on Windy Landscape.

Windy Landscape by Flyerlmao November 6, 2018

fucking the landscape 

Zooming in and out while filming or taking a picture, in order to focus attention on a certain point. Named so because zooming in and out resembles the in-and-out movement of sex.

John, the impromptu photographer, is filming at his cousin's wedding. He's zooming in and out, focusing on lights and the bride's boobs.
- Dude, stop fucking the landscape and take a shot of the cake!

fucking the landscape by Teh Cezar August 16, 2009

Nig Landscape 

A small family-owned landscaping firm operating out of Cape Cod, MA who employs mainly white employees and are owned and operated by the HNIC. The laborahs work on a non-paying basis and proceeds go straight to the HNIC.

Damn, our grass is getting really ridiculous, but I don't want to pay a lot for laborahs, I will just have to call Nig Landscape; those boys really do a great job if they actually show up.

Nig Landscape by Laborah Jerry January 18, 2010

guilty landscape 

a city or neighborhood that strongly reminds you of past somber experiences that occurred there, so much so that you cannot separate the familiar landmarks from those feelings

Seeing San Francisco from the plane window for the first time since our breakup, I couldn't help but feel all the emotions rush over me from the guilty landscape.

guilty landscape by putonyourzootsuit November 24, 2019