Lapis Lazuli 

Lapis Lazuli is a character from the cartoon Steven Universe. She was a homeworld gem trapped in a mirror for thousands of years and was released from the mirror by Steven. Her gem was cracked Steven also fixed that. Lapis tries to go back to homeworld but does not like Era 2 and tries to flee but is caught by Jasper and Peridot and is forced to show where Earth and The Crystal Gems are. She betrays Jasper once they fuse after thier ship crashes on earth and forces jasper to the bottom of the ocean. They stay at the bottom of the ocean for a few months. Jasper gains control of the fusion and the Crystal Gems fight them. They win and save Lapis but they accidently drop Jasper in the ocean. Lapis then lives in a barn until the Crystal Gems befriend Peridot. Peridot then joins Lapis in the barn and they stay thier until the events of Change Your Mind.

Lapis Lazuli can control water with her mind and beat the SHIT out of you.

Lapis Lazuli by GayBoi86 May 6, 2019

lumpismo

1. The tendency or act of abruptly changing (or attempting to shift) the topics of discussion or a meeting to a larger, containing category.

2. An abrupt attempt to shift topics to ones only broadly or peripherally related to the original ones.

My companion's constant lumpismo finally sidetracked the whole point of our talk.

lumpismo by PoppaCrumpalicious February 19, 2018

Lapisblade 

A high ping player who post videos on Youtube, and a teenager who don't give a fuck to almost anything. He is also known as a nerd who loves science a lot and often makes sci fi bullshit to fight random people. If u aren't subscribe to him what the actual fuck are u doing with ur life

Lapisblade your ping is on drugs.

Lapisblade by urstepmomlol July 2, 2022

lamping 

When you relax at home, generally by yourself and normally in your underwear.

I was lamping at home this morning.

lamping by Plata O_Plomo December 8, 2017

amber lamps 

a specially equipped motor vehicle, airplane, ship, etc., for carrying sick or injured people, usually to a hospital

Oh, you leakin'.
Call da amber lamps!

amber lamps by Featherlight910 February 16, 2010

Soggy Lampshade 

(noun) One who is useless beyond compare. Also, they don't really brighten the situation.

Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!

Soggy Lampshade by JDawgmania2014 May 24, 2014

Rex lapis 

Zhongli but dead

Did you hear that Rex lapis died

Rex lapis by Fried salmon February 20, 2021