lame shane 

Any loss of erection or libido due to back pain.

Everything was going smooth until I lame Shaned this chick. She won't call me back...

lame shane by BabyChoker July 13, 2017

phi beta lame 

The fraternity for all the guys who think that being in a fraternity makes them important

G: The new boss, he keeps bragging about how he was part of a fraternity at college, is that lame or what?
OG: That's more than lame, that's phi beta lame?

phi beta lame by theauthormarkwilkins February 6, 2017

Lambert High School

Hook em and Cook em! The school in the suburbs of Atlanta in Cumming GA, all puns intended. This is the school where everyone judges and hates on just about everyone. This is the school where sex isn’t an option. Drama thrives through the blood of everyone in this school. This is the school where the admin doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone unless it looks like it’ll ruin their rep. 90% of the staff is white. All the guys float their hats on their heads with long shaggy hair thinking they look cool but anyone can see they look like a homeless idiot. Looking through the parking lot and only seeing trucks and mustangs? Oh hun that’s normal. Depressed? Anxious? Suicidal? Welcome to Lambert High School!

Welcome to Lambert High School!

Fuck that i’m outtie.

Lambert High School by anonymousbrownie2 August 30, 2018

Lamperry 

The loving relationship that exists between footballers, John Terry and Frank Lampard. The pair play for Chelsea FC and the England NT. The origin of the word comes from the combination of their last names. The word Tampard is not a substitute for Lamperry.

Bob: What's your favorite football bromance?

Steve: Mine has to be Lamperry.

Lamperry by Bluemonster67 August 13, 2011

Lamebanger 

Person who is first to pass out on couch/chair during party. Once trend started it becomes hard to stop.

Dude 1: "Look at this dude, he is already passed out on the couch!"
Dude 2: "What a lamebanger! Party only started 1hr ago!!"
Dude 1: "Totally. Does it every time"

Lamebanger by ZeusDogg December 15, 2011

lamperti 

bad luck while traveling by airline. A lamperti could be lost baggage, weather delays or equipment failures. All lapertis will result in arriving at your destination late.

I can't believe our luck on this trip. We had three lampertis from Portland to West Palm Beach today.

lamperti by airline pilot February 21, 2010

Lame Duck Period 

Period after a break up where you're looking for a new babe.

Dude 1: Bro are you still with Jessica?
Dude 2: nah dude, she broke up with me last week, I'm in the lame duck period

Lame Duck Period by lockenload23 July 10, 2016