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Seven Lakes High School 

a high school located in katy texas, or more notably, a shithole. go here if you want people to ridicule your perfectly average grades and if you want pedophiliac teachers harassing you. this school sucks ass, dont listen to the niche ratings or the "wow, seven lakes is a top tier school!". do NOT come here, because everyone is fake as shit and narcissistic.

class of 2026

(sophomore)
~lia
boy: man im so glad i dont go to seven lakes high school.
girl: i know right? i think i'd kill myself if i went there.
Seven Lakes High School by lia_09 November 12, 2023
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Hialeah- Miami lakes senior high school

Where half of the students are Cuban refs from Hialeah and the other half are more Cubans but since they live in Miami lakes they think they’re better . The classes are very easy and everyone is always high , usually half of the class is high . The law and digital media magnets are irrelevant and are only for the stupid kids that wanna be in a magnet . The iprep kids think they are cool Bc they have a laptop and honor classes and because they have a microwave. The football team is horrible, so are the cheer and dance teams. No one takes anything seriously in that school. The volleyball team is pretty good. And there are fights almost every day. There are A LOT of cute guys and a lot of people know and hang out with people from Goleman. Overall it’s a great and fun school if u like all the things listed above. WE ARE HML
I’m going to go to Hialeah- Miami lakes senior high school because I live right in front of it and my parent don’t wanna drive me to Goleman

lakes community high school

The fake preppy hoes goes here. Everyone is either rich af or tries to act like their rich af.
Those people from lakes community high school are fake ass hoes.

Hialeah Miami Lakes Senior High School 

50% Recent Cuban Migrants (All in ESOL), 25% Black Kids (Mostly Jamaican), and 24.99% American gringos who try to act ghetto or black. the other 0.01% is recent European migrants (Aimah in I-Prep).
Everybody at Hialeah Miami Lakes Senior High school is high right now.

bonney lake high school 

a bummy ass school up in the trees that consist of nicotine addicts that think it’s cool to pass around their nic stick in the bathroom, white girls that bring their nasty ass red bull drinks everyday and white washed black people.

“hey did you hear about that fight that broke out at lunch? i got it on snap i’ll send it to you but don’t post it on your story i’m not tryna get suspended.”
“bonney lake high school home of the panthers and a semi decent female security guard that runs funny.”

East lake High School

A conglomeration of prissy white kids (and 15 blacks), who argue about who's dad has the most money because some day they hope to mooch of their parents estate. Also home of the Smooth Father.
Those kids at East lake High School better stop vaping in the bathrooms. -Mr. Tuscani

canyon lake high school 

this school is filled with a bunch of fake ass hoes and cringe kids. half of our school is furrys. and girls think it’s a trend to get pregnant. from girls fucking teachers to people thinking there animals. oh and not mention , we have 4 assistant principals and an iss teacher who makes girls lift up their shirts.