lmp 

lesbian midget porn

lmp is a bunch of gay LP's getting together.

lmp by katie nichols January 13, 2009

LMP 

Leck meinen Penis (German)
Lick my penis (english)

colloquial for "suck my dick"

ey LMP..it's so fuckin hot

wow lmp this girl is hooottt

LMP by damaggus July 22, 2006

Lmp 

Lmp means lick my pussy

hey babe lmp tn

Lmp by Kaydonald February 11, 2022

Lmp 

Lick my pussy 👅💦

Girl: hey come over here and lmp

Lmp by Joe example November 3, 2019

LMP 

Acronym = "Lick My Poopa" (poopa being slang for ones posterior)
To shine someone on, tell someone off.

"That lowlife ripped me off! I told him to LMP!"
"yeah, whatever, LMP"

LMP by gavs August 16, 2006

LMP 

An excuse to get some attention or “like my pic” on social media

“Hey Mark, LMP I posted for you;p”

LMP by Anonymous kesha April 20, 2018

LMP 

Last minute potential

I procrastinate to use that LMP.

LMP by R|E|T October 11, 2019