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krinkle cut 

The latest slang for anything that is extremly cool.
damn, them clothes is krinkle cut, son.
krinkle cut by emakkel May 25, 2006

krinkle your crumpet 

Masturbating underwater. Usually referring to underwater female-masturbation, but not exclusive to females.
Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.

Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!
krinkle your crumpet by lyla1315 February 3, 2015

Krinkle star

A persons anus.

I.e. Stink wrinkle.
Caregiver to old man. Come on honey time to wipe your Krinkle star.
Krinkle star by Gongfarmer26 August 15, 2016

Krinkle Puffing 

when someone puts cocaine and marijuana on a guy's dick that just got done with anal sex with some shit leftover on it, then proceeds to light the dick on fire then smokes it
Pablo just gone done krinkle puffing Jamie's sister, and his house burnt down.
Krinkle Puffing by big fat kock October 11, 2019

krinkle cut bitch 

The gold star standard of bitches. The type of bitch that folds their jeans over their ankles with a fuckboy haircut. You can smell the douchebag coming off of them from a block away.
"take a look at this krinkle cut bitch."

Krinkle Cheek

Southwestern term for a clitoris
Her krinkle cheek was so fat and engorged it was practically a schlong.
Krinkle Cheek by Longhorn Death December 29, 2025