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Krieger Kreepy 

When something is so creepy, that it would even creep out Dr. Algernop Krieger from ISIS/CIA (Character from the TV Show "Archer")
Dude, that incest robot porn you are watching is Krieger Kreepy!

Krieger Steamer 

When a fully nude, uncomfortably jacked man takes a shit on your chest and slowly wipes it down to your ballsack while simultaneously putting you in a cradle position.
"I had to take a 30 minute shower to wash off the my shit-covered chest and balls which I received from a Krieger Steamer."
Krieger Steamer by LeFrance July 20, 2018

Krieger Kreampie 

When you are fucking your girl and you pull out, take your favorite Pokémon card, release your steamy spunk all over it, and then swipe it in her asscrack like a credit card.
I gave my girl the Krieger Kreampie last night

Krieger-Coble

When a man has sexual intercourse with a woman and she cums on his cock, and immediately after the female orgasm, the man removes his penis from the girls vagina then shoves it inside the girls mouth and busts his nut down her unprepared throat.
Dude, I just Krieger-Cobled this girl last night and it was a game changer!
Krieger-Coble by VanillaTrice September 29, 2017

Krieger Arsch

Imagine this tall, lanky guy, he's the most unfriendly person and a real prick at first. He's the guy that never holds back anything, his words are so straight they hit you like a fist in your face. If you feel really bad, he's gonna make it worse. But if you really need him, he always turns up and is a real liability. Once he's done with his shit talk and making you feel like the dumbest person in the room, he shows hints of brilliance and surprises you with a caering attitude. Not that he would care because a real Krieger Arsch does not give a damn shit.

If he manages to escape his bubble he's the funniest person to have around. Sometimes he tries to impress you with his incredible bike handling skills but fails in the most comedian way possible. A true peoples champ!

He pretends he doesn't like people. So going out for him is hard because quality time for him is hanging out with his cat & dog. He LOVES animals.

Krieger Arsch is a one of a kind guy, the world could not handle more of his kind.
A person that makes others feel like shit is a Krieger Arsch.

He pretends to give a shit but actually cares.
Krieger Arsch by Evil_Twin_ November 24, 2021

Robby Krieger 

Very underrated musician, and former guitarist for the Doors. While Jim Morrison definitely has the spotlight for the Doors, Robby the youngest member of the group, was also important as a songwriter, responsible for the hit "Light My Fire" as well as half the material on "The Soft Parade". As well as being a brilliant guitarist he's a pretty damn good vocalist too. He mightn't be Jim Morrison but yeah he can sing alright. Check out his string of solo albums.

And any doors fans will know that "Spanish Caravan" and his improvised live guitar solos justify his greatness.
Person 1 : Man "Love Her Madly" is an awesome song. A Morrison favorite of mine along with "Runnin' Blue"

Person 2 : Actually both those songs were written by Robby Krieger

Person 1: Who?

Person 2: The Doors guitarist....the guy who sings on the chorus of Runnin' Blue

Person 1: No.....that's Bob Dylan idiot! The Doors were only session musicians that acted as Jim's backing group!

*Person 2 facepalms*