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Someone eager to please another person out of desperation by paying compliments and other pathetic stuff.

Normal guy "Hey I'm from Ireland just to let you know"

Ass kisser "You're Irish, oh cool Irish people are so badass are so sexy"

Normal guy "Yeah and you're a feckin kiss ass gay, You weren't saying that when my family came to America ages ago were you.

Ass kisser "I'm Irish too"

Normal guy "That's it kissing my ass is one thing but claiming to be Irish when you're not is just asking for a boot up your ass"

kiss ass by Smack jack March 13, 2010

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Kiss Ass

Someone who kisses lots of ass and then licks his lips just to get the crap that he missed off his face so no one will suspect.

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Kiss Ass by ANDATOLIP June 18, 2003

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A true kiss ass is not somebody who's been nice to somebody else. A true kiss ads is somebody who's friendly with authority figures so that the authority figures will take care of them when times get rough.

True kiss ass- Officer, he threatened me. Go arrest him, he's being mean to me!
Police or other authority figure- I don't want to hear what the guy did any more. Take control yourself and quit running to me about everything.

Not a kiss ass-
Guy- Have a nice day.
Other guy- You're a kiss ass sir.
Guy- No, I've said something to you about your day, no more, no less. Fuck you and your day.

Kiss ass by Solid Mantis July 26, 2019