Killing a Kitten

When one Masturbates

every time you masturbate God kills a kitten

Killing a Kitten by Navarone March 22, 2004

kitten killing 

euphemism for masturbation

brb, killing some kittens *fapfapfap*

kitten killing by grasshoppers January 20, 2003

Killing a Kitten

Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.

ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha

ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..

Killing a Kitten by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch December 21, 2009

kitten killing 

masterbate; everytime a guy masterbates god kills a kitten. therefore kitten killing is code so ur substitute teacher doesnt know wat ur talking about ::knows from experience::

marcus has never ever killed a kitten

kitten killing by krysti and mandy December 5, 2003

killing a kitten

to "pull one out" or lonely masturbate by ones self.

"dude CJ is a fag, he killed a kitten last night"
"the other night i was talking to trevor on the phone. and he was killing a kitten"

killing a kitten by "The Grizz" January 6, 2008

killing the kitten 

Fingering yourself..kitten-meaning pussy and killing meaning ur fingers r killing it


jenn has a pritty kitty

So jenn...did you kill the kitten last night?

Yea i killed that shyt, that motherfcukers dead!

killing the kitten by Mallory And Jenn October 22, 2004

killin' a kitten 

To masturbate continuasly

matt D. killed 4 kittens in the bathroom

killin' a kitten by pookie March 9, 2004