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Key West High School 

A bullshit school where you can get away with pretty much anything including skipping class, fighting with teachers, and talking on the phone in class. THE BEST SCHOOL EVER! probably the only school 100 feet from the ocean.. with an amazing conch as the mascot!
I go to Key West High School so i am allowed to skip 1-7 period if i want.. and i will still graduate on time
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Key West Butt Tickler 

Any big bushy mustache usually worn by homosexual men to attract other homosexual men.
I can tell by your key west butt tickler you enjoy sucking cock.

Key West Butt Tickler 

Any moustache circa 1978, found on any hawaiian shirt donning television private investigator or general flaming homo. also known as the "Cop Moustache", the "Burt Reynolds", the "Tom Selleck", or the "Magnum PI".
Look at this dude with his easter egg button down and Key West Butt Tickler.

Key West Kamikaze 

While enthralled in homosexual intercourse, the power bottom farts on the penis that is inserted in his bottom.
Mike was plowing Kevin until the Key West Kamikaze blew it out. Time for round two in the dumper!

Key West Mating Call 

The sound associated with a razor blade or credit card chopping up and scraping cocaine into lines.
"How'd you take home that girl from the bar?" "Well, I started tapping my credit card on the bar after I paid my bill and she looked at me like she wanted to party." "Ahhh, the old, Key West Mating Call"
Key West Mating Call by TheGoon September 18, 2012

Key West boomerang 

When a man inserts his own penis into his own asshole.
Dave was amazed Troy's cock was long enough to give himself the Key West boomerang.

Key West High School 

The biggest fiend school where everyone is addicted to flash drives and stanky flowers.
Damn that hoe Savannah Cole from Key West High School is a big booty bitch her ass must be really stank XD