Keni (Kenedy) 

a beautiful girl who is thoughtful, smart, beautiful, etc. She will make you laugh so hard that you'll have tears running down your face and your pants will be wet. She is the person who would help anyone (especially her friends and family). When it comes to guys, she's a magnet. She makes inside jokes with her closest friends. Keni is the best person you'll ever meet. If you have a friend named Keni, don't let her go.

Bennett: Hey, who's that girl over their with the most beautiful eyes?
Amelia: Oh, her? That's Keni (Kenedy). The most wonderful person you'll ever meet. She's my best friend.

Keni (Kenedy) by applejuse211 April 4, 2019

John F Kenedy 

Mozart was good

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!

John F Kenedy by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022

Leon Kennedy

hot man that i would let cum inside me

person 1: yo leon kennedy can literally break my back person 2: i agree!

Leon Kennedy by leonkennedyshothusband August 19, 2021

Leon S. Kennedy

1) Super hot. Blonde. Nice legs. Gives zombies and parasitic villagers a whoopin'. Protagonist of Resident Evil 2, 4, and part of 6.

2) My daddy.

Girl: Why do people like Resident Evil so much?
Boy: Leon S. Kennedy

Leon S. Kennedy by Smug Noctis June 3, 2017

Leon Kennedy

the hottest pixel you'll ever see in your entire life.

Me: Leon Kennedy is hot

lmao i don't know what to put here

Leon Kennedy by I hate life lol :p August 21, 2021

Myles Kennedy 

The most talented musician in this day and age. Lead vocalist for Alter Bridge and Slash's touring band. Former vocalist for Citizen Swing and The Mayfield Four.

That Myles Kennedy dude can really wail!!!

Myles Kennedy by Diggity Dawg January 16, 2011

the kennedy package 

used on S9 E2 of how I met your mother

The kennedy package - entails having a bartender serve you continuous amounts of alcohol so that you will never have your drink hand empty .

Any time you see me without a drink in my hand you put a drink in my hand!!!

OOOO So you want the Kennedy package?

the kennedy package by Magik Jownson September 24, 2013