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Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011

Juri Han 

Juri Han - is a video game character from the Street Fighter series, 1st appearing in Super Street Fighter IV. She is a brutal sadistic South Korean Taekwondo martial artists.

Appearance

Juri wears a purple dudou (a form of Chinese bra-like top) on her chest supported with 8 straps that meet on her back, forming a spider pattern. She wears long, baggy, white pants & purple tights, long, fingerless gloves. She has dark hair which appear to be fastened with pink ribbons. wears Taekwondo foot wraps on her feet.

Her left eye was damaged & replaced with the Feng Shui Engine which amplifies her abilities.

As a child when her parents are alive prior to their deaths at M.Bison's hands were proud of her accomplishments in Taekwondo by winning a trophy.

Personality

Juri fights purely for the thrill of the battle unlike Ryu, who seeks meaning, her drive is much more vengeful, selfish & ruthless, as she's extremely sadistic, liking to inflict pain on her foes, she can easily lose her temper without warning.

Despite her vengeful & ruthless behavior, she still has some vague sense of honor.

Juri may also have been the 1st openly bisexual character in Street Fighter lore. Her listed interests upon her release originally included Spicy food, spiders & large breasts .

She can ride & owns a motorcycle

She has a rivalry with Chun Li , Cammy White , Seth, M.Bison,
C.Viper , Vega & Kolin possibly Ryu.
Kid 1 : wow juri han is so cool in street fighter 4, 5 & now 6.

Kid 2 : dude she's a lame capcom rip off of SNK'S KOF

Character kim kaphwan.

Kid 1 : so

Kid 2 : capcom also panders to weirdo's with foot fetishes

With Juri Han.

Kid 1 : la la la la I cannot hear you !

Concept

Super Street Fighter IV's development team was instructed to make a female Korean character in response to many Korean fans who wished for Capcom to add a Korean character in Street Fighter - something already established by SNK & Namco in their respective fighting game franchises
KOF & Tekken
Juri Han by Blu_leef July 2, 2023

jurgsnurgula

When eating pussy from behind and accidentally slipping your nose into the butthole
Don’t you make me Pull a jurgsnurgula on that ass!
jurgsnurgula by d.t.v. November 1, 2019
Julissa is a very pretty girl, usually has brown eyes and is a good listener. She has alot of friends and gets loud when she's excited. She is loyal and really funny but can also be very serious. Anyone would be lucky to be called her friend. She can mess up at times but is also sensitive and always has her heart in the right place.
I wish Julissa was my friend.

Josh and Julissa broke up I don't know why though she's so cool.
Julissa by Woahwoah56 March 15, 2017
Julisa is the greatest person you will meet. She's the best person to have as a friend. She's always there for you and will always listen to any problem you may have to either give you advice or try to fix the problem herself to see you smiling again. Julisa is seen with a smile on her face and laughing. She's the best to go to if you are having a bad day. She keeps all of your secrets and will make an excellent girlfriend. Julisa has natural beauty. Even though Julisa may be outgoing and loud she can be shy. She can be made jealous easily. She has a loyal heart and will stay true to whom she loves. She will be by your side in a heartbeat if needed. She is truly the greatest person you will meet.
Julisa is so pretty.

Julisa is such an awesome friend.

She acts like a Julisa.
Julisa by Christannn March 13, 2013
Perfection. There is no other word to define Julissa. She is the most beautiful girl anyone has ever seen. With enchanting sparkling brown eyes, and a smile that warms and lights up the world, Julissa is deserved to be loved with all your heart, and strength. She is perfect from head to toe, beautiful in every way a girl like her should be. Gorgeous on the inside with all of her loving qualities, to beautiful on the outside with the radiant curves of her body. Julissa is the most caring girl in the world, she will never try to hurt you, instead she will always be by your side. She is a ride or die and loyal enough to last a lifetime. Julissa is a pure blessing. Amazing, smart, and stunning, she is the girl any guy wish they had. Beautiful without makeup and all her freckles, she is supposed to be valued, taken care of and loved for an eternity. Julissa the only perfect girl to ever exist, my beautiful girl.
Guy 1 - "hey do you used that girl?!
Guy 2 - "yeah her name is Julissa! I wish she was my girlfriend"
Julissa by Ottybear January 27, 2019