Jorgenson 

For men, a jorgenson is a great leader among men. The epitome of the male existence. A jorgenson is to be great, indeed if you are not jorgenson you are not great.

For women, a jorgenson is a sexual drive.

Men: "Look at those biceps! He's jorgensoned." or "The jorgenson standard of excellence."

Women: "I'm so jorgenson today."

Jorgenson by Alexander Karensky August 23, 2009

Al Jourgensen 

Born 1958, a musician known best perhaps for forming the legendary Chicago Industrial Metal act Ministry, as well as writing most (if not all) of the music and being the only consistant member throughout the band's 27-year history. Jourgensen is also in charge of other bands such as 1000 Homo DJs, Revolting Cocks (often shortened as "RevCo") and Lard with former Dead Kennedys frontman Jello Biafra.

Jourgensen is a noted hater of the Bush family, his favorite targets being former presidents George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush, with several of Ministry's songs being critical of the way they've run the country.

I really hope Al Jourgensen organizes a Ministry reunion tour in the future.

Al Jourgensen by Gaaraofthedamned January 20, 2011

Jorgenson 

Female ejaculation that ends up on their sexual partner's face.

I was tottally going down on this girl and she Jorgensoned all over my face. It got in my eye and it stung a little bit... I couldn't see through my left eye for a week.

Jorgenson by Pinochio Valdez November 14, 2006

Brad Jorgenson 

Brad Jorgenson is a true lewandowshi eater and lover. He likes his women big and extra thick just like lewandowski.

Brad Jorgenson : To Brad sex is like a gas station, sometimes you get full service, sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self-service.

Brad Jorgenson by foreign hoez November 30, 2017

nanna jørgensen

The type of girl who has too much energy. She is also a ginger and loves to eat cake.

Hey nanna jørgensen, do you like cake?

nanna jørgensen by banigamer November 13, 2020

Al Jourgensen 

One of the most important contemporary musicains.
He started Ministry as a synthpop band but soon changed to electonic body music under influence of industrial music. When electronic body music bands started to adopt denser synth sounds in late 1980s, AJ instead incorporated thrashmetal-influenced guitar riff, creating the brilliant genre Industrial-Metal. After three albums, however, he abandoned the genre and went to other some obsucure fields.

Al Jourgensen sounds like northern European but he is a Cuban. Jourgensen is his stepfather's family name.

Al Jourgensen by Tokio Japan May 10, 2012

Aja Jørgensen 

Hottest mf on the planet

Holy crap dude you're are like a total Aja Jørgensen.

Aja Jørgensen by ItzRedge November 4, 2021