John O'Neil 

Needle Dick, a person that suffers from needle dick syndrome. usually has a very small and thin penis, like a needle

haha you have a John O'Neil

John O'Neil by needlefick December 18, 2012

john o'shea 

Fit Manchester United Player, mmm..

i would..

john o'shea by misslestah June 10, 2006

John O’Leary’d 

When one has drank the top shelf dry, it usually results in one being.. John O’Leary’d

Not heading out tonight man! Got John O’Leary’d last weekend still haven’t recovered

John O’Leary’d by Well Boi January 9, 2019

John O Sullivan

Licks tommys hole daily

John o Sullivan: Aw tommy lemme give ya a bj

John O Sullivan by Johns A simp September 27, 2020

John O’Donnell

a guy that likes to play xbox and smoke weed. knows a lot about pokemon and other games. also has a cute face.

hey look is that John O’Donnell i heard he’s really cool

John O’Donnell by your mom.com1234 November 15, 2020

Jibbly John on the Half Shell 

The regional term specific to Philadelphia, NY for the ring-shaped bread product more commonly known as a bagel. The usage of the term was popularized by Collegehumor.com.

I love a Jibbly John on the Half Shell with a shmear of cream cheese in the morning (Go Phillies!).

Give me a couple of those Jibbly Johns on the Half Shell (Go Phillies!).

Jibbly John on the Half Shell by Jammich May 26, 2011

John Ohhh 

From Arizona, John Ohhh (short for John O'Callaghan),
is an extremely attractive & sexy member of the male
gender who sings for the amazing pop-punk/ alternative band, The Maine.

At a Maine concert you will hear fans screaming "John OHHH!"

John Ohhh by ILTM CSWS April 1, 2009