judge joe brown 

verb-to be told off or schooled by an older man, who is probably right for getting on your ass. If it's an older woman, use the verb judge judy.

bobby: when my dad finds out i wrecked his car he's gonna judge joe brown me for hours.

judge joe brown by earpuller October 1, 2005

joe brown 

a fat black dick

i have a joe brown

joe brown by joebrown12345erer November 4, 2012

Judge Joe Brown 

When you are having anal sex with a girl, pull out your dick, take off the shitty condom and put it under her nose as a mustache. You then "gavel" her forehead with your dick.

I didn't know that she was that freaky in bed till she asked for a Judge Joe Brown.

Judge Joe Brown by Andrew Sprunger January 2, 2008

joe brown 

An annonymous psuedonym, equal to "John Doe"

Medical Examiner: We got ourselves a Joe Brown here, estimated time of death, 1300 hours

Officer: What's your name sir?
Suspect: Joe Brown you pig!

joe brown by Jesse Hertz August 9, 2006

The Joe Brown Special 

A sexual act in which the male stimulates both the female vulva and areola (nipple) simultaneously using only his fingers and tongue

Hey do you bang that hot chick from the bar last night?

You know it, The Joe Brown special too

No Way!

The Joe Brown Special by Joey B! July 23, 2010

Joe Brown Special 

We the Female proceeds to bend the male over and insert a strap on dildo into the mans rear end

Wow, I can't believe you let her give you the Joe Brown Special!

Joe Brown Special by James324 March 12, 2017

joe brown 

To freak out or have an emotional reaction to something.
Or to intensely focus on single activity.

Then he got all arm-flappy at me and started Joe-Browning about how his dead mom and shit.

I was joe browning on work pretty hard. couldn't hear you.

joe brown by faytling January 6, 2025