jiffed 

the realization that youd been sneak thieved on

shon just jiffed my shit!

jiffed by grease November 2, 2003

jiffies 

Handjobs, usually one handed and for cheap.

The local hobo jiffies for booze money.

jiffies by OMG_RAMPAGING_CHOCOBO October 1, 2005

jiffler 

A person that finds it difficult to sit still even if they are in an important meeting.
closely realated to the jiffle a religious dance.

When sitting in a meeting and you notice the guy/girl opposite you moving around in there chair quite regulary, they are known as a jiffler,or you could shout'STOP JIFFLING'.

jiffler by Richard Rogers March 20, 2008

Jeffie 

A twenty dollar bill.

First contrived by a man who believed that Jefferson appeared on the twenty. But as we all know Jackson is the president who face dons the twenty. We still use the term today to mock this man.

Man that date was expensive... I almost had to drop an entire Jeffie.

Macdaddies employee: "That'll be $32.09 at the window"
Me: "Damn, that's over two and a half Jeffies."

Jeffie by Taylor Roberts May 2, 2006

Jiffing 

Jiffing is a sexual act regarding furries. They smother peanut butter on their genitals of there fur suit and lick it off.

Person 1: Hey I just got a thing of peanut butter
Person 2: Jiffing time!!

Jiffing by Gullbert October 8, 2020

jiffing 

The act of dressing oneself and an accomplice in furry animal costumes and having them piss, shit & come on you. The soiled party is known as the "jiffee"; the soiler as the "jiffer".

As seen in "Stars Wars: The Return of the Jedi":
C-3PO - "They seem to regard me as some sort of...god. It'd be alright if I could only stop them jiffing all the time, look there they all go again!"

jiffing by Standon's fluffy bunny October 9, 2008

Jeffie 

Someone who always backs a Kickstarter the moment it goes up, and always at the highest tier.

"Hey bro, you see that new Praxis Kickstarter?" ... "Yeah, man, I pounced on that shit instantly. Top Tier!" ... "You're such a fucking Jeffie!"

"That new RPG Kickstarter last night ... I Jeffied that shit quick!"

Jeffie by zeroprep August 2, 2018