jersey 

The livest state on the East Coast the heart of the Tri-state area, cats always wanna diss Jersey but
its live out here,and they mad because they stuck out there in Omaha Nebraska Shotout to the Whole 609, 856, 732, 201, 908,973, the whole JERSEY!!!!

"where you from ock?"
"Jersey"

"oh word damn kid it gets gully out there!"

jersey by illesko April 17, 2006

Jersey 

smells better than NYC AND Philly.

Philly smells like armpit & NYC smells like sewage while NJ smells like pink flamboyant roses. =)

Jersey by KATHERiNE June 15, 2003

Jersey 

British island located north of France in the English Channel. Belongs to the Channel Islands together with Guernsey, Herm, Sark and Alderney. It has a population of about 90.000 including immigrants from Madeira/Portugal and some Polish.
Due to its high independance from the UK Jersey has its own laws and taxation, and it is an off-shore finance center. Apart from finance, tourism contributes to the island's wealth.
Besides, Jersey has great beaches, lovely forests, historic castles and of course great shopping (no VAT!) and an amazing nightlife!!

New Jersey was named after Jersey!! (check in your history books if you don't believe me)

Jersey by Cafedeparis July 16, 2008

jersey 

JERSEY <3 home of the best. best accents. best people. best places. we're so awesome we dont even pump our own gas. if your not from jersey ( meaning you werent born here or you dont live here, so you cant say your from here. and we'll know your not from here when you actually say NEW jersey ) i feel sorry for you.

born and raised in jersey and damn proud of it !!

see you down the shore.
everyone's jealous of those jersey girls

jersey by hlp November 10, 2008

Jersey 

The Best State ever where only the strong survive

Yea im from Jersey, I can kick ur ass any day or i can get the mafia to do it for me

Jersey by Bean January 22, 2004

Jersey 

Most jerseys are fun and crazy, and hot as hell and sometimes thick.

Dam she is a real jersey!

Jersey by Moto_gril_125 September 30, 2017

Jersey 

A beautiful island in the English Channel, not a state of the USA. The commander of the British forces during the last attempted invasion of Jersey by the French was given an area of land in America as gift for winning the 'Battle of Jersey'. He named this land 'New Jersey' in honour of the island he fought to protect. Well known for it's occupation during WW2 by the german forces, and famous for it's own breed of cattle and potatoes.

Man bieau p'tit Jerri ('My beautiful little Jersey' in Jerriais/Jersey French)

English company: "...and that's £45 including VAT"
Jersey resident: "VAT is not chargeable to Jersey, i'll be paying less for that thankyou!"
English company: "oh sorry I didn't realise you lived there, how very lucky of you! here, have these goods at a cheaper price"

Jersey by LXP May 25, 2007