The legendary combo of getting a handful of that clam with your right hand, making a thumbs up gesture with your left, and saying niiiiice like Borat said it.
The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.
Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."