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jeb is a mess 

Jeb is a mess. I say this every night every day, every afternoon, and it's so true. JEB IS A MESS.
Jeb bush is the weakest person on stage by far-
person 1. that guy is such a jeb
person 2. ye he is a giant mess
jeb is a mess
jeb is a mess by joji September 24, 2016
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Jewish Workout 

A Jewish workout is a term used to describe a session in a sauna. As referenced in the Seinfield episode - The Yada Yada (S8E19).
George: Hey, where you just at the health club?

Tim: Oh, well, I didn't do much. I just sat in the sauna. You know, it was more like a Jewish workout.
Jewish Workout by Anti-dentite November 22, 2013

Jewish Louie 

The legendary combo of getting a handful of that clam with your right hand, making a thumbs up gesture with your left, and saying niiiiice like Borat said it.
Did you hear Cole pulled a Jewish Louie on Melissa?

I bet that was a sight!!

Jewish Stocktake 

The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.
Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
Jewish Stocktake by extheist April 12, 2009
Jeisson an extremely handsome guy, usually with curly hair.

Has a sexy voice and will love you no matter what
Damn, I wish I had a Jeisson
Jeisson by Alice_graves June 17, 2020

save me jebus

Save me Jebus! I am not ready at all for this quiz.