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jakov is a very handsome lad, most likely from Croatia, jakov's are very attractive.
a jakov is a musician, probably a metalhead, and very cool people.
person: is that a jakov?
you: yes, he's a real eye candy
person: ikr
jakov by pleased-to-disappoint December 16, 2019
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Jakov is the most gayest person in galaxy. He smells like pussy because he is one and he can't understand why is he fucking stupid and asshole . Jakov is btw so sexy to himself and the strongest in his little pussy world . Jakov also love big cocks to suck. Piss out
Who smells like peaches?
- jakov.
Jakov by Noge ti smrdiju June 10, 2020
A fatass in your area. he will try to eat anything in sight. he has evolved excavator esque teeth to shovel food into his mouth better. he weighs at at least 2000kg only way to weigh himself is on the richter scale.
What was that level 8 earthquake. Jakov moment.
Jakov by Gasdemjews720xX June 2, 2023

jahova's stiffness 

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.
smart, talented, tough, handsome, stylish, funny, cool, doesn't like to talk ALOT

loves playing football and basketball

a smart young man who makes excellent grades

a funny and cool person to be around
Raymond: What's up Jerome! Did u kno that u are such a jakorey?
Jerome: Yes Raymond, I did kno that I am a jakorey!

Dirty Jakob 

A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM
Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
Dirty Jakob by Wladax April 13, 2020