Joe Ingles

The man who jingles other people
the GOAT of basketball
greatest 3 point shooter ever
Uh oh, you just got jingled!

You just punched me in the face? You're gonna get jingled by Joe Ingles!
You know Joe Ingles? He's such a good basketball player!

Joe Ingles by get_jingled_69 September 27, 2019

INGISP

This is a variant of the word "incel". It refers to people whose attractions are based upon gender, that have no luck dating people whose attraction is based upon sex. An ingisp (involuntary not getting into supersexual pants) will try to transplain why you should still be attracted to this person, but to no avail.

John: Come on, man, why won't you date me?
Peter: Because you have a pussy, man, I'm only into men with penises.
John: That doesn't matter, bro, I'm as much as man as any other!
Peter: I'm supergay, you're just being ingisp. Grow up.

INGISP by supersexualities May 9, 2021

Inglip 

A deity shrouded in mystery, who speaks to humans through two word utterances called CAPTCHAs. Though most of his messages are far beyond human comprehension, when the Dark Lord speaks, humans must follow his every word, or else. His existence was discovered when a member of the online community at Reddit, was presented with the CAPTCHA "Inglip Summoned"

Person A: Should I download this torrent? Lets Ask Inglip
*Opens up a Captcha*
CAPTCHA: Inglip Commands
Person A: I must do as the dark lord commands.

Inglip by MostHumbleGropaga January 11, 2011

No Hablo Ingles

It is spanish for "I don't speak English" and happens to be the best excuse for getting out of everything and anything. It can be used to get out of nearly every awkward situation. The concept is further explained and demonstrated in the song "No Hablo Ingles" by Bowling For Soup.

Annoying Untrustworthy Friend: "Will you lend me ten quid"

Sensible Reply: "No hablo Ingles!!"

No Hablo Ingles by Rainbow x February 15, 2010

Inglush 

What you speak when English is not your first language and you've had a few.

Did you understand Lin's last message? She's definitely transitioned to full blown Inglush!

Inglush by Savannah the Savage September 26, 2018

Inglish 

n. The bastardization of the English language that is used in India and other shithole countries where call-center and technical-support jobs are exported so large corporations can profit off of cheap labor. The negative effects of 'Inglish' are often magnified by the poor telephone quality in these shithole countries. Please note: The term 'shithole' is not intended to be derogatory in this definition. It is merely a classification of these nations based on the fact that most of the residents live in poverty due to the low working wage and must shit into a hole instead of on a toilet. I'm sure they are fine people, they just don't know how to speak English.

Agent: "Wat iz you moher's maden nme?"
Caller: "Dude, I don't speak Inglish. I can't understand a damn thing you are saying. Could you transfer me to someone in the U.S."

Inglish by feed the dogs January 17, 2021

Colegio Ingles

Colegio Ingles is the best school in Monterrey, Mexico. All of their students are very happy on this school. It is the richest school ever. The students that attend this school are all spoiled and are a piece of shit. Everyone pretends to be so nice when in reality they backstab each other.

Boy 1: That girl really backstabbed her friend

Boy 2: I bet she is from Colegio Ingles

Colegio Ingles by mexicanschools October 24, 2019