horrible chav. slag. always wears his hat, dresses alright, thinks he's black but he's really not, he's like the milkybar kid, gross. never stops eating, yet he's not actually THAT fat, thinks he's awesome, moody. sly. but actually one of the nicest people we've ever met, sometimes
person 1: "see that kid over there with the hat and the swagger?"
person 2: "oh yeah you mean that horrible chav?"
person 1: "yeah i think its called a ieuan"
person 2: "ew"
Failed playwright. Lives with sheep in basement. Predominantly Welsh. Late coursework deadlines standard. Keeps any item loaned to him indefinitely without any conscious thought on the matter.
This does not apply to a particular person: it's just a general descripition of all people named Ieuan.
Though often confused with the iPhone, Iefan is actually a guy. Pretty much the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's a hard core rock star and a smooth pimp. He'll always have your back and will safe guard you against the inevitability of douche bags in mass numbers. He offers sound advice and would never jeopardize a mission. If you could have only one person as your back up, he'd be the one to take.
Person A: Dude, Iefan totally pulled my ass out of a jam today.