Hypochondriac 

Someone who suffers and acts like they have ousted off an injury very far.

Lily: 'OMG, I broke my toe!'
Catherine: 'No you didn't, you just cut it, you hypochondriac'

Hypochondriac by Guciemman May 11, 2011

hypochondriac 

someone who is ALWAYS sick

Amy d. a.k.a. babycakes ALWAYS has warts, some type of severe cough, endometriosis, and cervical cancer (ps-from warts); therefore she is a hypochondriac.

hypochondriac by kenneth j. s. March 31, 2007

Hypochondriac 

Josiah.... Josiah is the definition of a hypochondriac

Josiah: Guys I think I have hepatitis B.
Me: Shut your hypochondriac lookin ass up dude

Hypochondriac by Life is harrd May 2, 2019

Hypochondriac 

Someone who thinks they are going to perish;someone who is overreacting about their health

My friend,Brian,is a hypochondriac.

Hypochondriac by A kitty cat February 18, 2019

Hypochondriac 

What an incompetent doctor calls their patients.

I can't figure out what condition my patient has, and I'm sick of hearing her whine about her "excruciating pain", so I will label her a hypochondriac.

Hypochondriac by Haven the Great October 6, 2021

Hypochondriac 

Female, especially middle aged and no longer "hot", who complains of a disease that doctor-magic cannot diagnose and/or treat.

That bitchy old cow in my examining room keeps saying she has heart palpitations but I can't hear any. She's probably lonely and wants attention because her old man can't it up anymore. I guess I can't prescribe that nasty, fat middle-aged hypochondriac the little blue pill for her hubby, though. Her husband might have a heart attack at seeing her naked. My medical training didn't prepare me to deal with a hypochondriac like her. Referral for psychiatry.

Hypochondriac by KeepItSweet November 17, 2022

Hypochondriac Idiot  

A person who thinks something is wrong with him all the time, like Mitchell

Mitchell: Hey guys my leg hurts so bad today.

Callum: Harden up you Hypochondriac Idiot your acting like a girl.

Hypochondriac Idiot by Calman321 November 1, 2007