Hummel 

Someone who is rejected by frats in college so they go to the worst frat party to try to fit in and drink while getting high all the time. Rejected by girls and hangs out with people who look like pinocchio

Your going to that party tonight your such a Hummel

Hummel by Ding Dong boi October 14, 2018

Hummel Park 

Park located in the deep, north, ghetto part of Omaha. It is known for the "devil steps" that have a different number when going up then going down. It is said to be one of the most haunted places in Omaha, NE. It is home to several linching and murders. There are also albinos haunting the park, hiding in the trees. It is also where Justin Bieber was conceived.

Her body was found at Hummel park, the albinos probably killed her.

Hummel Park by Aqualoper April 10, 2011

hummel hammer 

1. To put your own fecies and a sock and strike another person/people in the face.

2. slang

shit in a sock and hit someone in the face.

Oh last night when john wasn't looking i did a hummel hammer to the back of his head.

hummel hammer by bamzcky April 10, 2005

Hummel Helicopter

The act of taking a shit in a sock with a hole in the end and then spinning the sock in a circular motion above your head. This usually results in small chunks of shit flying out of the hole in the sock at some considerable velocity.

I performed the best hummel helicopter ever last night, those walls may as well have been painted brown.

Hummel Helicopter by Poop Flinger May 28, 2012

Hummel Pummel 

A series of sexual acts in which one partner is tied to the bed and spreads her legs while the other acquires pushpin needles to push through her nipples, then proceeds to head-butt her vagina 7-10 times, thrusts his or her whole arm into said vagina, grabbing on to whatever they can and yanking the contents out.

"Dude, why is Kristin walking so funny today?"

"Oh I totally gave her the Hummel Pummel last night"

Hummel Pummel by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009

hummel that shit! 

has yet to be defined, but is typically used in a beer pong setting.

somebody is about to take a shot...
"hummel that shit!"

hummel that shit! by hummel lover April 4, 2009

Hummel Toe

When you have a shed for your camel toe

That stripper must have been recently pregnant due to the fact that she has a hummel toe.

Hummel Toe by Right Back to it. December 2, 2011