Houston Astros 

It is possible to survive another postseason while being the assholes of the league, giving that your best effort is all you owe yourselves.

The Houston Astros owe nobody an apology, a title, or anything else. Stand and take the punishment, then move past it.

Houston Astros by Solid Mantis February 13, 2020

Houston Astros 

A cheating team who used trash cans and joe Kelly is they’re daddy

I stan joe Kelly for what he did against the Houston Astros

Houston Astros by Lil tecca ft. Juice WRLD October 7, 2020

Houston Astros 

The game was thrown, but not by the Houston Astros.

The Houston Astros didn't rig the system, but some people do rig it with their machinations.

Houston Astros by The Original Agahnim October 12, 2021

Houston Astros 

You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.

The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record.

Houston Astros by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

Houston Astros 

Underachieving choke artist team that can't win when it counts.

The Houston Astros have been swept again in the playoffs!

The Houston Astros have failed to win late in the regular season and have been eliminated from any playoff hope

Houston Astros by Hang me now and save me from the torture September 22, 2003

Houston Astros 

Shitty ass team that cheats in order to win. Everett never tagged Molina at 2nd base and knew he didn't but agreed with the umpire's call. Fuck you Everett. I hope your balls get chewed off by an elephant. I'm glad you lost to the White Sox and want to assure you that you'll never get to the World Series again.

I hate the Houston Astros.

Houston Astros by fuckhouston December 28, 2005

Houston Astros 

You notice that teams that haven't been losing against the Yankees much that year get investigated, but when was the last time anybody investigated the Yankees? LA is the same way, other teams either go along with the LA teams program or theres an investigation.

The Houston Astros and the Red Sox, teams that had been giving the Yankees trouble in the past few years are the teams that got investigated it turns out, which seems to be what happens when the Yankees don't win a title that year. The same time winning every year isnt interesting, some people root for the team that's going to keep a season interesting over impressive stats and a winning record. Some people root for the team that never wins because they're everything the Yankees are not, that doesnt mean they're okay with their team losing.

Houston Astros by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020