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Himalayan Pinstripe 

When having vaginal sex in the doggy style position, the guy inserts his index finger into her asshole, removing a globule of shit. When she turs around to ask what the fuck he thinks he is doing, he attempts to paint a line from the closest side of her face down the length of her body. Extra points if he makes it to her ankle before she presses charges.
Bro 1: Dude, you and Krista are still down for that 5fdp show Friday, right?

Bro 2: Nah. I gave her the old Himalayan Pinstripe the other day, so we are done, I am broke from posting bail, and the judge said I couldn't leave the county...

The Foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping 

America as a nation defined in a single word
"It what I've long said, America's a nation that can be defined in a single word... The foothills of the Himalayas with Xi Jinping" - Joe Biden

Himalayan Butt Plug 

Himalayan Butt Plug

Shoving an ice cube up one’s own or their partner’s ass.

He was hitting me from behind last night and took my breath away when he surprised me with a Himalayan butt plug.

Can you get frost nite from a Himalayan butt plug? Asking for a friend.
Himalayan Butt Plug by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

playa from the hymalaya

a playa with skills so high, his skills could touch a women on top of the hymalayian mountains....
What up playa from the hymalayas I heard you got the digits from that stuck up rich girl, who said she would never date a playa like you.

Himalayan Salt Plate 

Ejaculating on a large set of breasts, then allowing it to dry and serving gourmet food atop the salty, dried remnants.
She wanted something fancy for dinner, so I made her a Himalayan Salt Plate.

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Himalayan Handspring 

We watched as the Denver Broncos cheerleaders were doing Himalayan Handsprings all day long.
Himalayan Handspring by M-Chill December 21, 2012