Aural Herpes 

Aural Herpes occurs when a song gets stuck in your head, goes away, and then comes back. Once infected, the song remains in the head for life, with outbreaks occurring from time to time. While there is no known cure for aural herpes, outbreaks can be treated, usually by listening to music.

Katy Perry is a common strain of Aural Herpes.

Aural Herpes by wesa23519 September 4, 2011

Oral Herpes 

Oral herpes is an infection of the mouth and lips of the herpes virus.

Adam Nardo got oral herpes from making out with Robb Lane.

Oral Herpes by Archiepooh March 19, 2011

ghost herpes 

The paranoid itch you get on your privates when you didn't use a condom

I think he's clean, but I keep scratching my vajayjay...I really hope it's just ghost herpes

Man, I can't stop scratching my balls! She's my wife so I'm sure it's just ghost herpes

ghost herpes by cdafox September 22, 2009

mario herpes

The storm cloud in Mario Kart Wii which shrinks the user and can be passed between cars simply by bumping into each other.

Shit, I thought it was cool driving with Peach, but all I ended up with was last place and mario herpes.

mario herpes by Biggie Smalls for mayor February 21, 2009

dance the hempen jig 

To be hanged by the neck until dead. An old pirate term.

If those scalawags catch us, they'll make us dance the hempen jig!

dance the hempen jig by Adolytsi September 2, 2005

hempeleptic 

When someone smokes enough hemp to put them to Sleep

Dude check out the hempeleptic on the couch

hempeleptic by highrisegoat January 18, 2013

relationship herpes 

A toxic, viral relationship that infects you at the most inopportune moments, ugly and painful. It can affect all future relationships. The only known cure is death of the host or the virus. Whichever comes first

Hey dude, did you just run into your ex?

Yeah, my relationship herpes acted up. Ruined my dinner...

relationship herpes by kacz January 2, 2014