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Description of a hedge monkey/hedger in full flow! Normally describes an action slap bang between dancing, stumbling and falling.
"Man....there were so many crusties hedging round at that free party, I felt like the only person there who wasn't completely ketted up!"
hedging by carlypussycat March 13, 2008
The act of jumping into rich people's hedges during the night.

Often practiced by select individuals in Canberra, Australia.
Ruth and I went hedging last night. Broke four people's hedges!
Hedging by qwerty24.08 November 22, 2010
The horizontal line that links all cubes in a cube farm. This is the "ground" that gophering is done from.
I peeked my head above the hedging a bit to see Alice talking to her mom in Japan.
hedging by Denis Baldwin December 22, 2003
When a young wan bends over and everyone has a go on her.

Originated on the meen streets of Cormeen.
"Don't interrupt George, she's getting hedged"
"Darren had some hedging session last night with the Portumna lads."
"Her buttocks was in tatters from the hedging that occurred yesterday eve"
hedging by Hedging March 28, 2015
The act of rubbing ones head almost to comepletion
"I almost went over the hedge while getting the best hedging of my life last night"
Hedging by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022
For those that have fallen out with Banking, Hedging relates to rolling your poo up in toilet roll and putting it in a hedge where nobody will find it. You then return to pick it up before you get on a train and leave it under the chairs in first class where nobody will see it.
I've just sold my Hedging Media to Gary Lineker for a fortune for him to use against the Shat on Pitch Quantity Psychs.
Hedging by MichelleBlack314 August 15, 2023