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self-heating sleeping bag

The #1 why beans are so popular as a camping food...
...is that they create the self-heating sleeping bag at night!

heating up cold soup 

Heating up cold soup is when a person rekindles a romantic relationship from their (usually distant) past.

The soup is analogous to the relationship in this analogy—and that soup isn’t just room temp...it’s straight up cold. Thus, the general sentiment is that the rekindling is with someone one has neither spoken with nor seen (nor obsessed over) in years.
Late 20’s Girl #1: What are you doing tonight?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Watching a movie at my apartment with Matt...
Late 20’s Girl #1: Who is Matt?
Late 20’s Girl #2: Matt Stephens...my high school boyfriend.
Late 20’s Girl #1: Talk about heating up cold soup.
Late 20’s Girl #2: Yeah. Don’t tell anyone.
heating up cold soup by Windton September 13, 2020

crack heating 

Act of warming your hands by putting them in your buttcrack
It's so cold outside, he had to use crack heating to warm his hands.
crack heating by psudorandom December 24, 2022
crying or in general being too emotionally upset over a situation that's not really that serious -- in honor of the miami heat regular season postgame ritual
quit heating; no one needs to go to jail because someone smudged your puma
heating by gangstafred March 24, 2011
the process that is similar to human birth but with plants
trust me im a scientist
you know hes hearthing leave him alone
to be freaking out or anxious about something. mainly used when referring to being in trouble with the police.
man the cops were after me last night i was heating so bad!