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hazard to the nation

A person who has ascended past menace to society. Also, maby has became the ultimate shit talker in a MW2 lobby.
Yo Pablo just became a hazard to the nation after that MW2 lobby.

Hazard Parking 

A term used to describe using your car's hazard lights as an excuse to double park or otherwise illegally park your vechicle when there's no spaces available.
Tim: Man, there's no spaces left, but I really want to run in and get a sandwich!

Joe: So, turn on your emergency lights and do some hazard parking in front of the store! I'm hungry!
Hazard Parking by Dizzy Louie March 24, 2012

Hazard Suit

An expensive thick condom used in leiu of double wrapping that you use on girls that might have critters.
You picked up a girl from that dive bar? Damn man you better wear a hazard suit.

OH GOD! $7 for a damn hazard suit and it had a hole in it. I got crabs, the clap and a bun in the oven... <baaam> <thud>
Hazard Suit by calducciano May 15, 2005

hazard_tacos 

A young Forrnite legend on console who constantly gets wins and rages when he dies
Omg he just Hazard_Tacos on me!!
hazard_tacos by Taco Towers November 21, 2018

hazard fraught 

Humorous nickname for Harbor Freight Tools, because most of what they sell is destined to break or otherwise fail if you actually use it
Went to Hazard Fraught for a socket wrench since I only need it to last through the end of the month
hazard fraught by techn1ciaN May 13, 2021

hazard high school 

a small school in hazard, ky where the principal's name is happy and the majority of the teachers are chain smokers. of the 300-so kids there are about 20 non-white kids in the school. most of the kids grew up together and are smokers and drinkers. the principal is known to play cards with the kids at lunch as well as provide alcohol to all the major parties. students enjoy in-school-suspention and make it a game to get paddled by the principal (note: principal opens the blinds to his office when he paddles regulars so the students can enjoy the show) hazard has a very strong rivalry aginst perry county central to the point where we can no longer play aginst them. despite all this, we somehow remain top 10 in the state test scores. go figure.
there should be a study on alcohol and tabacco raising the iq a few points. its the only way to explain hazard high school's test scores...
hazard high school by dandydo April 16, 2009