Spam-handed

A presumed new-and-improved, updated version of clumsy ineptitude.

The newly appointed supervisor’s handling of our workplace dilemma could only be called Spam-handed.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2018

left handed smoke shifter

A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter" This is to be said to one of the more gullible members of the group. That member is then sent on a fool's errand, running from campsite to campsite as the people at each campsite tell him, " No we don't have one, but I heard so and so has one." In other words; something that doesn't exist that is used to send someone on a fool's errand.

My older brother told me to get the "Biggie does Bach" CD. Turns out it was a left handed smoke shifter.

by Andrew C October 17, 2005

Haydee

A genuine,caring,fun and loving soul! She’s gorgeous as hell, shes smart as hell and has a big heart for anyone, maybe one of the most sensitive girls you’ll ever meet but that’s ok. She is perfect in every single way.. shape and form, Ava has beautiful and gorgeous eyes She has an amazing personality , nice , smart , funny and athletic. She is one of the most caring and sweetest girls you’ll ever meet, her personality is like diamonds and golds. She might not be a virgin but she’s still loyal if you ever get into a relationship with her make sure you are loyal or else she will do bad stuff! haydee is a very loving and supportive friend too, she will be there for you and never betray you, she will be genuine with you, nice with you and especially very very funny. But also she is very very very gorgeous and mature. she is a very lit girl and knows how to dance but most importantly she gives good sex

My homie- “wow she’s so fucking gorgeous what’s her name?”
my man- “her name is haydee but back the fuck out man that’s my dime, she don’t want yo lil uglah”

by blukka118 May 19, 2019

left-handed charlotte

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)

I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.

by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 16, 2014

Hayden BRYF

Similar to Ricegum, he is a hypocrite and will call you out for being edgy and a hard person to talk to when he made an edgy plush series. He will say that when he got mad at criticism that was a long time ago and will call you out for getting mad at criticism when he had done that same mistake.

I honestly hate Hayden BRYF

by Jesusismynibba October 23, 2018

squirrel handed

To have a squirrel for a hand

Some people are squirrel handed. Gregor is a weird name.

by The Bob!!! September 20, 2003

having your ass handed to you

Getting completely, utterly and totally beaten, defeated and crushed at a game, challenge or debate. Often computer based. Can be extended through the phrase "... on a plate"

When playing Halo 3, there was nothing more embarrassing for Duncan than having his ass handed to him by his girlfriend

"Matt, having your ass handed to you a couple of times can teach you a little humility"

by Ribz December 10, 2007