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Hawksridge 

A clean refreshing cheap brand of cider sold at ASDA. Measuring 4.2 on the Richter scale having a couple of these ensures a mad night out with the boys. For best results pop a couple of pills and then smash one of these bad bois down yeh.
GAZZA: Oi Oi Tezza you smashing a couple of hawks tonight lad

TEZZA: Yehhhh kid luve me a good Hawksridge
Hawksridge by Hello56743i May 3, 2018

Maya Hawke 

Mostly known as Uma Thurmans daughter. She had a role on Stranger Things season 3 as Robin.
"Maya Hawke is so pure and awesome"
Maya Hawke by strangergirlemily January 9, 2021

International Maya Hawke Day 

a day to sing and celebrate the wonderful Mommy Maya Hawke , Anthem!
TO CELEBRATE INTERNATIONAL MAYA HAWKE DAY AND HER FINE SELF
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Johnny: “Bro, stand up and sing the International Anthem!”

David: “The Star-Spangled Banner?”

Johnny; “No, that’s the NATIONAL Anthem, sing the Maya Hawke Anthem!”

David: “Oh, okay!”

Johnny and David: “Season 3 1985, the gang is getting tall!! Everybody’s growing up and shopping at the mall!!!! Steve and Robin work the counter at the ‘Scoops Ahoy!’ and figure at the Russians have a super secret ploy!! Hopper isn’t happy that Eleven’s kissing boys but then he turns around and put the moves on Joyce!!!”

BandWagon Hawks Fan

A Chicago Black Hawks fan, At one point a few years ago, The Black Hawks only had a quarter of their fans showing up to the games. But at their Stanley Cup parade they had 2 million. So as of 2010, if you became a Black Hawks fan THIS MEANS YOU!
Theres a BandWagon Hawks Fan in section 208 screaming because he thought that Hawks got a penalty, but they just went offside.

Hawkeye Gaming 

Considered to be a MLG-Gaming pro, he is the bomb diggity at Minecraft, and he is a famous youtuber with thousands of subscribers. His specialty in Minecraft is PVP, it was said that he never lost a pvp battle. Usually if he is losing however he just flies away so they can't get him.

Hawkeye Gaming is notorious for not being able to craft an axe. How sad. But his MLG self, people generally don't care about his cons, but look up to his benefits. For example: His unbelievable PVP skills. He's even done a 360 no-scope barrel roll triple flip to take down 6 opponents at once.

Rather than that, he is very, very popular and fans are usually always flocking around him on a daily basis. Many fans are obsessive and would even kill for Hawkeye's signature. Rather than playing Minecraft, he said he plays other games like Day Z and Call of Duty. However there is no actual evidence that he really plays those games, because the only videos he post are Minecraft videos. Other nicknames for Hawkeye Gaming were found to be: Cam, and Poseidon. He has not specified in his videos why he calls himself Hawkeye.
Fan 1: Hey man, did you see Hawkeye Gaming's new video?

fan 2: Hawkeye.... Did you say Hawkeye? HAWKEYE??

fan 1: ....

fan 2: HAAWKEEEEYEE!!!! HAAAAWWKEEEYEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAWKEEEEEYEEE!!!!!!!!

fan 1: *runs*

fan 2: *does lunatic sprint after him*
Hawkeye Gaming by coderred March 10, 2015

poll hawks 

Term used for the sycophantic pseudopatriots who are taking the Fake One’s directive to become poll watchers seriously.
Only poll hawks can prevent outright vote thieving and other unamerican fake voting practices like double and triple voting we all know these Communist lefties are doing all over America!
poll hawks by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020