Havana 

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that annoying as song on the radio, Havana

Havana by SketchTheFox March 4, 2018

Havana 

A song that camila cabello sings
A part of Cuba

Person 1: have you heard the song havana by camila cabello
Person 2: yes I have its a really good song

Person 1: have you been to Havana Cuba

Person 2: yes what a wonderful country

Havana by 🐩 puppy person October 5, 2019

Havana 

Havana’s are bright girls who smile often. Whatever the situation, Havana’s can make you laugh, it’s simply a gift. With a phat ass and big tiddies anyone will fall for a Havana, but she only settles for a special one.

my name is Havana, nice to meet you!
FUCK. you’re beautiful and god i’m in love with you <3

Havana by biege November 27, 2020

Havana

Havana is really nerdy
Small wiener
Doesn’t have any fun
Virgin

Havana is a virgin

Havana by Packatoke December 8, 2025

havana banana 

A sexual prank that involves a male wearing a condom that he dips in Oleoresin Capsicum. Then has sex with a partner while wearing it. (non-gender specific)

Juan gave her a Havana Banana last night and she'll probably never talk to him again.

havana banana by major Doko June 23, 2009

havana omelet

Simply put, explosive diarrhea--the kind that explodes all over the bowl. Accompanied by gaseous emissions, swearing, perhaps an "AAAAAHHHHH" in relief, and then a horrid stench within about 3 seconds--sending innocent bystanders running from the john.

If the Havana omelet occurs after eating too much hot sauce, have a tub full of icewater nearby because the sufferer may scream in agony from the third-degree burns to the lower intestinal tract.

havana omelet by sportster1 July 15, 2006

havana toastie 

1: Having a toastie.

2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.


This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.


The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.

Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!

All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...

havana toastie by Philly May 13, 2005