hanes-grazer 

a gay man;a homosexual; one that likes men who wear white briefs, in particular.

Why does everyone keep calling me a hanes-grazer?

hanes-grazer by GayBart July 6, 2006

Hanes Miscalculation 

(n.) the act of wearing an unflattering pair of underwear, erroneously calculating that no one would see you in your underwear for the day.

Can apply to faded, fraying, or everyday underwear brands such as Hanes or Fruit of the Loom. Is often a symptom of stag reflex.

Person 1: Lauren saw me in my workout-only boxer briefs today
Person 2: An unforgivable Hanes miscalculation.

Hanes Miscalculation by nolandc September 15, 2019

Hanes Underwear

Rapper Skrimmpys' first hit single

Dude me and the lads were vibin to Hanes Underwear yesterday.

Hanes Underwear by BigBlekBoy December 4, 2019

Hanes Park

adjective.

To be downright dusty in every possible way

"There's trash everywhere and I spotted two people getting it on in the bushes. This place is so Hanes Park!"

Hanes Park by Dave Ho November 3, 2017

Hanes socks

Things teenange boys have sexual intercourse with

I went in my teenage sons room and stunned my toe on a pile of Hanes socks

Hanes socks by Da masta bata September 7, 2020

Hanes Socks

Where all of these fuckin sexy girls search up and doing sexy stuff with them

Girl: Imma using Hanes socks for being sexy.

Hanes Socks by geminijets October 27, 2020

Display Hanes 

The Underwear you wear when you know your going to get some

Joe:So what you doing to night?
Rob:I got this hot bitch coming over
Joe:Shit you better clean up and whip out those Display Hanes

Display Hanes by Joe Scumabg September 25, 2005