Hallmark Movies 

1) Most commonly for majority of white people in America to watch, to get that holiday mood going.

2) That same basic movie, involving rich white people having the "American Dream Christmas".

3) Always ends with an unrealistic happy ending.

My mom is addicted to Hallmark Movies.

Hallmark Movies by Bobo00/01 November 13, 2018

Hallmark Holiday 

A holiday that seems to exist only for the purpose of selling greeting cards (and flowers, etc).

"What the hell, it's Administrative Professionals Day?"
Yep, just another Hallmark Holiday."

Hallmark Holiday by TheMonger May 5, 2006

Hallmark Channel Original Movie

An ultra-cheesy movie that is shown on the Hallmark Channel; They usually are about Christmas and almost always have bad acting, a forgetable plot, scenes that are meant to make the viewer cry and they always have a happy ending.

You know it's Christmas time when the Hallmark Channel starts broadcasting a Hallmark Channel Original Movie that is related to Christmas.

Hallmark Channel Original Movie by Cerebrate 1138 July 21, 2016

hallmark hot 

One who is white, tall, with blue eyes and a 5’oclock shadow, who is there to swoop your girl off her feet. Usually a good’ol small town country boy or a big city businessman.

Be careful bro Mark’s hallmark hot, he’s gonna steal your girl!

hallmark hot by Hallmark fans unified December 14, 2018

Hallmark Moment 

A hallmark moment is when you have a moment that would be perfect on a card. It doesnt matter if its funny or not, it just has to be card material.

"When you tripped I laughed and thought how that was such a hallmark moment"

"Ewww did you see the new chick? She had such a hallmark moment in science."

Hallmark Moment by juliett May 19, 2009

Hallmark baby 

Someone born early to mid November as a result of a Valentine's Day booty call.

"We're all going to celebrate one big party for the four of us, it looks like I'm not the only Hallmark baby!"

Hallmark baby by Pu Pu Lang January 3, 2007

hallmark fart 

A fart that ruins a sentimental moment. Typically preformed after a pause during a sad moment. Socially accepted when preformed by a third party to the situation.

We were crying when I was getting ready to leave, but some guy hallmark farted and totally ruined it

hallmark fart by TheCaliKid June 18, 2010